Bay Area graphic designer and search fetishist Jeremy Turner, improving my presence on Google by writing about it.

A New Search Engine With A Shitty Logo 15 Jun 09
Keeping Up Appearances 25 Apr 09

Dinosaurs

February 22, 2009

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Dinosaurs

Jeremy Turner discusses the tools you can use to extract the fossils of failed endeavors from the internet.

New Year, New Plugins

January 25, 2009

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New Year, New Plugins

I’ve decided on a New Year’s Resolution: 1920 x 1080. David Friedman (ironicsans) Jeremy Turner here with a brief post about a few new Wordpress plugins that I’m trying out on this here blog. Twittar Just like the rest of the Interwebz I am totally addicted to Twitter right now. This Wordpress plugin inserts a blog commenter’s Twitter [...]

Spreading The .Net

December 6, 2008

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Spreading The .Net

So here I am, sitting in the local coffee shop, checking out the mobile version of Wordpress. This will be my first post typed mostly with my thumbs so please bear with me. I am hoping this constraint will make my writing style more concise and cliché free. No promises though. As you may have noticed, [...]

Life Without JeremyTurner.com

November 1, 2008

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Life Without JeremyTurner.com

So I was doing another vanity search for myself last week, and I was happy to find that I have conqured The Yahoo. Yahoo! And I’ve conquered MSN as well. Actually, this guy snuck up out of nowhere on MSN. I enjoy the fact that a lot of the Jeremy Turner’s on The Google seem to have [...]

Jeremy Turner dot Com(e On!)

September 24, 2008

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Jeremy Turner dot Com(e On!)

Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you videotape yourself so you can watch it later while you masturbate. -Lewis Black Hello mirror, this is Jeremy Turner and I have a question. Why? Seriously, what the hell is this? In case you don’t want to bother following the link to jeremyturner.com, let me just describe it [...]

My Blog, Your Phone

August 16, 2008

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My Blog, Your Phone

This is Jeremy Turner, and I’ve been slacking off a bit on the blog posts the last two weeks. One of the reasons for this is that I am now an iPhone carrying member of the doucherati (I hoped that I had coined the term, but was slapped in the face with yet another domain that’s being squandered). After [...]

Friday (ok, Monday) SEO Links

July 28, 2008

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Friday (ok, Monday) SEO Links

I'm Jeremy Turner, and here's to me being cited as a credible source someday. In an attempt to keep the content on this site fresh I give you another post about links to things SEO related. In this episode I bring you links to articles about The Google's "Wikipedia Killer," Knol, some Wordpress SEO techniques and optimizations, and some other good stuff too. I swear. Go ahead and click already.

Strange Returns From The Google

July 24, 2008

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Strange Returns From The Google

Hi there. Jeremy Turner here, and my ranking on The Google is officially confusing. In my last status update post I was happily sitting at number eleven on The Google, so close to the first page I could smell the stink that is jeremyturner.com. In preparation for an update on some of the mistaken identity emails I've received to join a fantasy football league, I entered the query jeremy turner into google on my computer at work (on my scheduled lunch break, of course) and much to my surprise there I was, results number eight and nine, sitting right below that open sore of a website, jeremyturner.com.